February 2004


Uncategorized28 Feb 2004 01:56 pm

just a few random things from the last few days:

Politics: I watched most of the democratic debate from LA the other night, it was actually better than i expected it to be. The Johns (Edwards and Kerry) were trying hard to differentiate themselves from each other. Edwards, as a good southerner, took a strong states’ rights stance on the gay marriage issue (which still raises full faith and credit & privileges and immunities issues under the constitution but you gotta give him credit for trying). haha, and mark my words people because you’ll probably never hear me say this again, i actually agreed with a few things al sharpton said–i know i know, i can’t believe it either. he found a very succinct way of stating my take on gay marriage. i don’t recall his exact words, but it was something to the effect of “this is a human rights issue and unless you’re ready to say gays are not human beings, they should get the same constitutional rights as any other human being”. dennis kucinich was hanging in there, but he was quiet most of the time pretty much because no one asked him anything or really cared to hear what he has to say. however the few times he was allowed to speak he threw in how he would immediately cancel NAFTA and the WTO and enact a national single-payer health care system. (dream on hooker, dream the fuck on–mad props to anyone who can indentify the reference) haha, on a side note, i got one of those pre-recorded campaign phone calls today, apparently danny glover is endorsing kucinich. for some reason, i found this really, really funny.

but i think the best part of the debate was when larry king asked kucinich a question and looked over at one of the other moderators while kucinich was responding. apparently kucinich felt snubbed, so as he was talking he threw in “larry, larry!” larry king looked back at him and says “you know i can listen to you and look somewhere else at the same time–its an old jewish trick” and good old al sharpton looks at larry king, dead serious, and says “don’t get racial larry”. it was hilarious.

Applebee’s: SUCKS. ’nuff said.

Gas: 2.05 at friggin valero, WTF?

Old Computers: Pearl had an entry on her site about her first computer. that got me thinking about my first foray (that’s right, i said foray) into the computer world. my first computer was a commodore 64 portable–yes, portable. that thing was a monster. it’s processor ran at a mind-blowing 1mhz (to put that in perspective for non-nerds, my laptop runs at 1.6ghz, which is 1600 times faster). i also happened upon my my dad’s first post-slide-rule calculator from his college days. its a trusty ti-59 this thing is pretty bad ass for something from the late 1970’s. granted, the ti-85’s we all swore by in high school have 28 times the memory of the ti-59 and can do so much more, the thing could still do a helluva lot. put simply, it was an engineer’s dream calculator. it was friggin expensive though. in 1976 it cost $299. in 2003 dollars, that’s $1003. my dad got his money’s worth though. he used it until it completely crapped out in the mid-80’s.

i had more random thoughts, but i think that’s enough. i’m tired of typing and i’m sure most of y’all stopped reading long before now anyway.

Uncategorized25 Feb 2004 09:03 pm

some of you may remember that not too long ago i was patting myself on the back for making my mark on the internet. my website was the #8 result on excite when running the search “pictures of hickies”. not too long after, i was further amazed to receive an e-mail from a company that wanted me to put their ad on my site. i don’t know how they came across my site, but apparently the little “now reading” box on my main page (which is forever not up to date) attracted their attention. i was feeling rather impressed with myself.

that was up until i checked my webstatistics a minute ago. for some reason, www.lds.org is listed as a referring site. that’s right folks, that would be the official website for the church of latter day saints (aka mormons). apparently someone went to the lds website, found a link to my page and, for some reason or another, decided to click it. i went to their website and tried running a number of searches for my name, website, etc. but it came up dry. i gotta admit, i’m a little skurred. i just know that one of these days i’m gonna look out my window and see bike helmets and white short-sleeve shirts hiding in my backyard. that ain’t cool people…that just ain’t cool.

Uncategorized22 Feb 2004 12:50 pm

so apparently ralph nader is running for president again. wonderful. i guess we can kiss goodbye any chance the democrats had of winning. this isn’t to say that ralph nader himself is a bad guy. in fact he’s done a lot of good work over the years representing consumers and fighting government. hell, anyone whose ever been in an accident and survived can thank him for making seat belts mandatory and i commend his continuing fight against politics as usual in washington. but apparently the guy has never done a cost benefit analysis.

every single year that ralph nader has run, he’s pulled votes away from democrats. this was probably the single largest contributing factor to al gore’s loss in 2000. and look at what we ended up with. this year’s election will not be a blowout like 1992 or 1996, its gonna be another close one and in the end the democrats will suffer and we’ll be stuck with bush again. ralph nader needs to really think about whether the tremendous cost of having bush re-elected is really worth whatever small benefit he thinks will come from his campaign.

Uncategorized17 Feb 2004 11:56 am

good god, its like a friggin hurricane outside…but you can call it slurricane (sorry, i couldn’t resist)

Uncategorized16 Feb 2004 07:33 pm

ok, so besides the sunday night line up and nfl on fox (minus terry bradshaw, how does one do commercials for supercuts when one is a bald country bumpkin? well, he’s still a helluva lot better than deion), everyone has come to expect pure crap from fox. i’m not even talking the high quality crap, i’m talking newborn baby liquidy-green crap. but this is really pushing the boundaries of the level of crap fox spews. seriously, wtf?

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