JACK (voiceover): Fight club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails.
TYLER: Okay, any historical figure.
JACK: I’d fight Gandhi.
TYLER: Good answer.
JACK: How about you?
TYLER: Lincoln.
JACK: Lincoln?
TYLER: Mm. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they’re burger.
note: i’m still working on my substantive entry. its saved as a draft while i get the wording right.